I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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