I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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