just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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