So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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