Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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