well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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