Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol