Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.