there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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