if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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