are you still at the devil's house?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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