You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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