He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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