i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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