The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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