I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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