So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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