so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though