you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i only shaved half my leg
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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