She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.