SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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