Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
tell me about the eggs
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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