Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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