I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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