hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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