You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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