So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Vodka?
Forever.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
