Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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