btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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