You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
that's an acceptable place to lick
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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