Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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