it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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