I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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