his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i believe in u and ur pee
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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