Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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