Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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