No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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