GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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