I must be too annoying 4 u.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
