Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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