I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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