so that wasnt chicken after all
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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