to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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