Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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