It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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