operation harelip BJ is a go
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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