i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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