I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She bit a glass in half.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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