so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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