The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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