If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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