worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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