Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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