haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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