omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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