My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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