I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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