my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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